peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

people-should-all-be-onions:

mydarlingangelgabriel:

Snape, ^{Snape, _{Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE}}

#why do we all know exactly what is happening in this post

earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke